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\r\nThere were two nuns...
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\r\nOne of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
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\r\nand the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
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\r\nIt is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
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\r\nSM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
\r\nthe past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
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\r\nSL: It\'s logical. He wants to rape us.
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\r\nSM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
\r\nat the most! What can we do?
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
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\r\nSM: It\'s not working.
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\r\nSL: Of course it\'s not working. The man did the only
\r\nlogical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
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\r\nSM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
\r\nI\'ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
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\r\nSo the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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\r\nSister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
\r\nworried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
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\r\nThen Sister Logical arrives.
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\r\nSM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
\r\nTell me what happened!
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing happened.
\r\nThe man couldn\'t follow us both,so he followed me
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\r\nSM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
\r\nas fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
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\r\nSM: And?
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
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\r\nSM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
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\r\nSM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
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\r\nSL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
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\r\nSM: Oh, no! What happened then?
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\r\nSL: Isn\'t it logical, Sister?
\r\nA nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
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\r\nAnd for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
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\r\nI\'ll pray for you! |
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