What do you know about the call center Industry?
Applicant: The call center industry is booming out, side by side, somewhere else. (WTF?)

Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days and I want to become part of that boom. (Gusto mong sumabog!?)

Applicant: It’s easy to be a call center, just looks arounds you, that why I want to become a call center! (Okay to ah, gusto maging building hehe)

Out of nowhere…
Applicant: Oh I’m sorry, I sit corrected. (Oo nga naman nakaupo sha sa interview)

Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that I’m not ready to die. (Sino ba di takot mamatay?)

Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there is no loud. (Huh?)

Recruiter: You look familiar. I think I already spoke to you before? Do you remember when you were last here?
Applicant: I think months from now. (Parang si Madam Auring to ah)

Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?
Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (Ah oo nga! Reporter!)
Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?
Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course of (blahblah…) (Kasi naman eh, linawin nyo ang mga tanong nyo!)

Applicant: I’m a work alcoholic. (Meron na bang work na nakakalasing?)

Applicant: I’m the eldest and the only child in our family. (Ayos)

Applicant: I’m a hardworking… (end of the answer) (Mahirap bitinin itong tao na ito hehehe)

Recruiter: Can you give me 3 values that you can contribute to the company?
Applicant: As a nurse, we were taught at hospital 3 things… TENDER.. LOVING… CARE… you get what i mean? (Yeah baby, gimme some TLC!)

Recruiter: Can you please count from 1 to 20?
Applicant: Starting from 1 ma’am? (Eh saan ba dapat mag-umpisa?)
Recruiter: UH.. yes
Applicant: (clears throat) wun, chew, tree, four, fibe, zix, zeven, eight, nine, ten, elevun, twulve, thirTEN, forTEN, fifTEN, sixTEN, sevenTEN, eighTEN, nineTEN, tweyny (Wa ako ma-say)
Recruiter: Umm… ok, thank you very much for interviewing with us…

Recruiter: Can you please count slowly from 1 to 20?
Applicant: In what language? (Ay….. tanga!)

Recruiter: Why do you want to work as an agent?
Applicant: Agent ho? (Hindi ha….. as a Call Center ata ang gusto nito eh!)
Recruiter: Yes. Why do you want to work as a call center agent?
Applicant: Call center ho? ( Mura lang ang Q-tips)
Recruiter: YES. This is a call center. My question is why are you interested?
Applicant: I am willing po. (*%##$$!!@%#^^@!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Applicant: Because of the big bucks of money.. I want to hab a house (Siyet get awt op hir!)