AGENT: Hi. Its me Daniel. Ive seen your email ad kase, hope its ok to email you. Para atleast hindi naman msyado boring ang life.

IT HELPDESK: ngek.. hehe it’s ok.. there’s nothing to do here pa naman.. just gon check first with citrix if i can access.. the other guy here at the floor xe can accss but his “current settings” do not permit him to download the pograms.. freaky.. hehe

AGENT: Ah ok. Ok nanaman ba citrix mo? By the way, are you allowed to use windows messenger here or ym? Kase if incase pede, we can just talk na lang don.

IT HELPDESK: we’re not allowed to use any messenger due to the nature of our account.. strict parents namin..lol…

AGENT: Wawa naman kaw. ditto kna lang para atleast you can use windows messenger. We use it din kase for business purposes. Pag kailangan naming contakin un mga IT from US, we sometimes use windows messenger. Cheap noh? What time lunch mo?

IT HELPDESK: gnun ba.. hehehe.. have you recieved my email regarding the unavailability to download citrix? for a while, i’m going to resart my pc muna.. will get back to you ..

AGENT: Nalungkot daw ba ko nun binaba ko un phone.. im enjoying pa naman kausap ka.

IT HELPDESK: ganun ba..? hehehe.. hmmmm.. kaw ah.. tsktsktsk…. hehe wala akong masabi.. lol

AGENT: Hehe.. if its ok, can I ask your mobile number? Wawa naman kase ako, wala ko katext..

IT HELPDESK: ayt.. but i have to be honest with you ok? i have something to clarify before numbers are exchanged…..

AGENT: Ok lang po.. ano po gusto mo clarify? Its ok if you have boyfriend na. I understand. I wont hinder naman from your relationship eh if ever. Im just comfortable lang talking to you.

IT HELPDESK: lol, o be honest with you, it’s not “that” concern that’s bothering.. you have something that i also have.. i guess you know what i mean…

AGENT: You’re asking me po if I have gf na? No, I don’t have. Im just happy talking to someone like you.

IT HELPDESK: hmm… its not the gf/bf issue.. how do i start ba.. just tell me if you’re still comfortable talking with me after this.. when i told you that we have the same thing, i mean i can have a girl friend too.. i totally understand if you would not want to get my number now..

AGENT: Ah ok. Got it napo. So does it mean that you really like girls than guys? You’re really not attracted to guys? Sorry for asking. But thank you for being honest, I admire it.

IT HELPDESK: waaaa.. d mo p rin nagets.. m not a lesbo.. m the opposite.. gets?

AGENT: Ha? Your not lesbo. So what you mean is you have a gf/bf lesbo? Un po ba?

IT HELPDESK: nope…… m bisexual.. male bisexual… i do understand if you would not reply or whatever.. totaly cool with me..

AGENT: Ah ok. I don’t wanna be rude din naman sayo kaya ill reply na din. Pero it doesn’t mean na I like bisexuals. Well, its nice meeting you. By the way, you don’t sound like a guy.