Thats Life - Sentence

persuading:

Later this year, John F. Kennedy and his wife will celebrate their
persuading anniversary.

deposit:

When washing my hands, I always turn on deposit.

deficit:

Before going into the pool, I always check how dep-i-cit.

protestant:

I always get my apples and sag-ing at the protestant.

devastation:

I wait for the bus at devastation.

analyze and anatomy:

My analyze over the ocean, so bring back my anatomy.

tenacious:

Before playing tennis I have to put on my tenacious.

deduct, defense, defeat, and detail:

De-duct jumped over de-fense. De-feat first, de-tail last.

associate:

I looked in the toilet and a-sso-ciate.

Uno, dos, tres:

UNO! Dos tres are on fire!

diniguan:

I tried turning on the TV, but no matter how many times I try,
it diniguan.

Oh, your dad must have been a baker, kuz you have a nice set of buns.

My love for you is like Diarrhea, i just can\'t keep it from shooting out.

Your dad must of been a thief kuz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes.

I lost my number, can i have yours?

According to new-age doctors "you are what you eat" so by tomorrow I could be you!

If I was to rewrite the alphabet I\'d put U and I closer together.

If being sexy was a crime, you\'d be guilty as charged.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hey I\'m looking for treasure, can I look around you\'re chest?

Hi. I\'m an astronaut. My next mission is to explore Uranus

Screw me if I\'m wrong, but I could swear you were Brittany Spears.

If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be a McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine-fine-fine written all over you.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Man: Are you from Tennessee? Woman: No. Why? Man: Because you\'re the only ten I see.

Man: Are you hurt? Woman: No. Why? Man: Because it\'s a long fall from heaven.

Woman: You look just like my third husband. Man: Oh,really? How many times have you been married? Woman: Twice.

Man: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy. Woman: Yeah, if I could see you naked, I\'d die laughing.

You are so beautiful, you give the sun a reason to shine.

Excuse me,I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you, I\'d be walking through my garden forever.

It\'s not my fault that I fell in love. You\'re the one that tripped me.

Would you touch me so that I could tell my friends that I\'ve been touched by an angel.

You\'re like milk. I wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Do you have a band-aid. I scraped my knee faling for you.

You must be a light switch, cuz everytime I see you, you turn me on.